Ever since I can remember, I have always associated gender types to letters and numbers. In my mind, 1 - 9 can be classified as such:
1 - Male
2 - Female
3 - Male
4 - Female
5 - Male
6 - Male
7 - Female
8 - Male
9 - Male
0 - An old fat bald guy who plays video games all day long in his smelly apartment
I never understood why I did this, and I rarely brought it up to anyone else as the few times that I did, I was called weird. I suppose it is weird in a way, but today I finally have justification that not only am I not the only one who does this, but it's a fairly common trait.
A-ha! I can finally come out of the closet (in a sense) about my ordinal-linguistic personification! Now I can finally explain how when 6 (male) is multiplied by 7 (female) to make 42, in my head 6 swings around to 7's apartment and they drive off to attend a party at 42's house. 42 have punch and 7 drinks too much and 6 has to carry her home mumbling the entire way that he'd rather hang out with 4 as she's got a Corvette. 24 is an awesome tree house by the way and whenever 6 swings by, 4 always wishes she was with 8.
I. Am. Not. Weird. Read the article people! I'm normal! NORMAL. In this sense anyhow.