ME: Do you think there will ever be a time when wearing a sash of bullets is a good idea?
ANDY: I doubt it.
ME: Well, you never know. I mean, what about an apocalypse? You might need a sash of bullets if there were zombies or whatever.
ANDY: Of course with an apocalypse a sash of bullets would probably be helpful.
ME: …like a wrist watch is now.
ANDY: I don’t wear a wrist watch.
ME: Exactly. Who says you have to wear a sash of bullets? It would be handy, sure, but you don’t have to. I mean, a sash of bullets is pretty heavy. It’s probably pretty poke-y in the skin-y.
ANDY: …depending on what kind of bullets you had.
ME: Shotgun bullets might be nice. Heavy, sure, but they come in that nice red color…I think I could match a blouse or two with that red.
I could totally match a purse with this.
*I don’t have a stenographer so some of this conversation may vary. The general gist is there.