Sweet Paradox

This morning I stopped at Ralph’s to get some food for breakfast. Once in the store I realized that I already had quite a few things at work already so I just picked a Fiji apple and went to check out. The cashier lady looked at my purchase and said, “Just a single apple today?” Which I replied, “Yeah, I don’t even know why I’m here.”

I’m not sure how buying a piece of fruit turned into an existential crisis, but there you go.

 But what does it all mean Mr. Apple?