"Hello? Mr. Lach? Yes, I would like to report that your daughter is a big mean bitch. You wouldn't believe what she's done to me..." 
"OK, fine. I'm sorry. Yes, it was me who ran face first into a retaining wall."
"Buy beautiful a beer, why don't you?"
Ack, Andy! Are you sure you want to take that domestic abuser to Australia?
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I hope it doesn't hurt too bad.
Ed
He's almost all healed up now.
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